a little closer....
I have a secret.
a dirty little secret.
not sure if I should tell you.
only my family knows.
its something that is constantly nagging on me.
i try to hide it.
i try to cover it up.
i'm embarrassed about it.
i don't know how to tell you.
i'm going to have to show you.
are you ready?
i don't think you are.
prepare yourself now.
it may shock you
so here I go
going to bare it all
and show you a part of me i don't often show others.
i hope we'll still be friends after this.
just promise me now
that you won't think less of me after that.
I bet you feel better about yourself now
yup, that's why i did it
and that's why I keep it this way.
this is supposed to be my pantry
slash passageway to the basement
who's door happens to be in the floor.
every once in a while I clean it.
then we need to go down in the basement.
so I have to empty pretty much the whole area out into the kitchen to open the trap door.
after we are done down there
I just toss it, pack it, throw everything back in there
yup, that's how I roll.
can we still be friends?