Pssst...pssst.....I have a secret....

come closer...

a little closer....

I have a secret.

a dirty little secret.

not sure if I should tell you.

only my family knows.

its something that is constantly nagging on me.

i try to hide it.

i try to cover it up.

i'm embarrassed about it.

i don't know how to tell you.

i'm going to have to show you.

are you ready?

i don't think you are.

prepare yourself now.

it may shock you

or not

so here I go

going to bare it all

and show you a part of me i don't often show others.

i hope we'll still be friends after this.

just promise me now

that you won't think less of me after that.

I bet you feel better about yourself now

yup, that's why i did it

and that's why I keep it this way.

this is supposed to be my pantry

slash passageway to the basement

 who's door happens to be in the floor.

every once in a while I clean it.

then we need to go down in the basement.

so I have to empty pretty much the whole area out into the kitchen to open the trap door.

after we are done down there

I just toss it, pack it, throw everything back in there

yup, that's how I roll.

can we still be friends?