What's that?
You can't find something?
Well, you've come to the right place.
Because, apparently I'm the only one who can find anything in this house.
Maybe you feel that way at yours?
Or maybe I just have special powers!
Yeah, that's probably it!
I knew I was good for something.
Or maybe my family doesn't have any eyeballs.
You know- the 2 balls that are stuck in the middle of your head?
They must not have any.
They are constantly saying
"MooOOoM! I can't find my money"
"MOOOOM! I can't find my book."
"MOM, I can't find my shoes!"
or if I ask them to get the ketchup out of the fridge...
"I can't find it"
so I go over there and Amazing Mom is seeing it right in front of their face!
or this..
"Honey, have you seen my black shirt?
"Hon, have you seen my hooded sweatshirt?
"Babe, do you know where those really important papers are that you never saw and I put them somewhere but don't remember?"
Sure- I know where everything is!
And if I can't find it then its apparently MY FAULT because I probably threw them away!
I will now explain to you why I believe I have super powers!
While I was jammin at the Skillet concert I thought I'd call my sweet, dear husband and tell him how much fun I was having. But he was super grumpy, so I asked him what was wrong. He said he couldn't find his Montana Hunting License. ( this was important because he was planning on leaving to go to Montana on this hunting trip as soon as I returned home from the concert) I reminded him that I had asked him if he knew where it was a week before and he had said "Yes, I know where it is" so I had left it at that. That just seemed to irk him even more. He then told me that he had torn the house apart looking for it (thanks honey, that's just what I wanted to hear, that my house was going to be a disaster when I returned from my fun!, appreciate it!) and to no avail, he couldn't find it. I told him to look in the desk. He then got upset with me again saying he already did.Then he basically accused me of throwing it away just like everything else that I apparently throw away. (I must point out to you now, that I had never even seen these important papers!) So I said, I don't really want to get into this right now, I would like to enjoy my once a year fun.
I was dreading coming home to see the bear unleashed. I walked in the door and asked if he had found it yet. He said "No.", so I started looking. Started on the top of the fridge, then looked on the counter, in the pantry, and ended up at the desk. He then said, "I already looked in the desk, you won't find it." I said "o.k. but I want to check anyways." And can you guess what I found when I opened the third drawer? Yup, that right! The license was laying right there on the top of the stack of other papers!
Now do you believe me?
Yup, I have Super Powers!!!!
{or maybe he doesn't have any eyeballs}
I'm going to go with the Super Powers, it makes me feel more important!